Sonntag, 26. August 2007
WTF?
I just received this in my inbox: HI GARRETT, I SAW YOU ON CLASSMATES.COM. I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME BUT I WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH YOU IN JUNIOR HIGH. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU MY NAME BECAUSE ITS EMBARASSING. DO YOU REMEMBER I ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE? MY OTHER FRIEND LIKED YOU TOO. I'M STILL JUST AS PORTLY AS EVER BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO GET TO GETHER AND BAKE BROWNIES OR SHARE RECIPES OR SOMETHING. I AM NICE. SINCERELY,??Uhh...um...er...There is only one person who this could be. She was psychotic. So was her friend. They were also much larger than me. They stalked me at school and called my house daily. They also pinned me up against the wall in gym class and took turns kicking me in the nuts. It was very comical. Apparently, she's still a nutjob. Christ, I really don't need to be the object of her obsession again.
Abonnieren
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Wow what an offer, I bet it's every man's fantasy to get together with a girl and share recipes. Are you sure its not someone just messing with you?
She wants to get together and bake brownies?
HI GARRETT,I SAW YOU ON LIVEJOURNAL.COM. I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME BUT I WENT TO THE MERC. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU MY NAME BECAUSE ITS EMBARASSING. DO YOU REMEMBER I HUGGED YOU? MY OTHER FRIEND LIKED YOU TOO. I'M STILL JUST AS SKINNY AS EVER BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO GET TO GETHER AND BAKE STOMACH PANCAKES OR SHARE RECIPES OR SOMETHING. I AM NICE.SINCERELY,??
Not, it's not someone messing with me. I wish it was. :\
OMG!! I TOTALY REMEMBER YOU KEKEKEKE!!! DON'T BE EMBARRASED I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE STOMACH PANCAKES WITH YOU!! I HAVE MY GRANDMOTHERS OLD RECIPE FOR THEM! I AM HORNY.
HI SUMERIAN,I SAW YOU AT A PARTY LAST SATURDAY I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME BUT WE MADE OUT IN THE WOODS NEAR THE ARBORETUM. MY INVISIBLE FRIEND LIKED YOU TOO. I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER AND TOSS SOME SALAD, IN THAT GOOD LAS VEGAS KIND OF WAY.SINCERELY,??
HI GARRETT,I SAW YOU ON CLASSMATES.COM. I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME BUT I WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH YOU IN JUNIOR HIGH. I WAS THE KID FROM NIGERIA, DIOP DIOP. I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHICH REQUIRES STRICTLY URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL ASSISTANCE INVOLVING TRANSFER OF FIFTY MILLIONS DOLLARS US ($50) INTO FOREIGN ACCOUNT. I'M STILL JUST AS CORRUPTED AS EVER BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO GET TO GETHER AND BAKE BROWNIES OR TRANSFER OF MONEYS OR SOMETHING. I AM RICH.
That's basically how it was back then. :\
HI I REMEMBER YOU. I REMEMBER LOANING YOU MY COLLEGE FUND IN ORDER TO ASIST YOU IN URGENT BUSSINESS BEFORE OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. IT APPEARS YOU ARE STILL IN NEED OF HELP AND I AM WILLING TO HELP. FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, I WILL BE SENDING YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, PASSPORT INFORMATION, AND ANY OTHER INFO WHICH MAY FURTHER AID YOU. I WILL CONTACT MY BANK TOMORROW TO CONFIRM THE WIRE TRANSFER WHICH WILL SURELY BE COMING FROM CANADA IN THE AMOUNT OF 50 MILLION DOLLARS.
Dude, you should hook up with her. Show up in a van with no handles and a big cage in the back. Hand her a roll of duct tape and tell her to "Get to tapin' yerself, cause I gotta drive at least two blocks before I can chloroform ya, so as to confuse any witnesses."She'll never bother you again, or you get a new pet. Either way you win.
I think you should ..... make a date...... invite her somewhere.........like the vogue.....on fetish night..........
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